A lawyer on a long flight kept bugging a blonde to play a game.

 He said, “I’ll ask a question—if you don’t know, you pay me $5. If I don’t know, I’ll pay you $1,000.” She agreed.

First, the lawyer asked, “What’s the distance from Earth to the Moon?” The blonde handed him $5 without a word. Then she asked, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?” and went back to sleep.

Frustrated, the lawyer spent over an hour searching for the answer but found nothing. Defeated, he handed her $1,000 and asked, “So, what’s the answer?”

The blonde reached into her purse, handed him $5, and went back to sleep.