Dracula died. He meets god. God gave him a choice of 3 qualities he wants to possess in his next life.
Dracula : I want to be able to suck blood. I want to be able to have wings & I want all the women in the world to want me!
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SWOOSH!! He immediately transformed him into a SANITARY PAD!
MORAL OF THE STORY : BE SPECIFIC!!!
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
Be Careful What You Wish For
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