- Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off.
- Batman and Robin are now Batman and Raman. Batman fired Robin and hired Raman in Bengaluru because Raman was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate
- Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.
- Women finally marrying for love, and not money
- Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way tomake a small fortune? A: Start off with a large one.
- The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America's third biggest lender.
- Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
- Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean? A: In a few weeks, nothing.
- Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Recession Updates
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