A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, 'You look terrible. What's the problem?'
'My mother died in June,' he said, 'and left me Rs.10,000.'
'Gee, that's tough,' he replied.
'Then in July,' the friend continued, 'My father died, leaving me Rs.50,000.'
'Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.'
'And last month my aunt died, and left me Rs.15,000.'
'Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.'
'Then this month,' continued, the friend, 'no one died!'
Thursday, April 22, 2010
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