A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall,exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.
On one condition Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The woman considered his proposition for a moment,and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said…
'Clean my house.'
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Oh, haha, I get it. Women don't like physical gratification but they sure get off on housework, LOL!11!!!11!
ReplyDeletehaha, the comment was funnier than the joke.
ReplyDeleteI read something similar to this. It went along the lines of the woman saying make me feel like a Woman and the man says "Clean my House" or "Iron my shirt"
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