If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs
...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual!
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Although I appreciate his effort and humor, our dog looks a bit bothered by it 😂
that was good laugh! good post! lmao.
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