New Year Resolutions

2006: I will find a better social site than Orkut.
2007: I will find a better social site than Myspace.
2008: I will find a better social site than Facebook.
2009: I will find a better social site than Twitter.
2010: I will find a better social site than Busty Blondes.

2006: I will not become what my mother called a "drinking man".
2007: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
2008: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
2009: I will not become a "problem drinker".
2010: I will not miss any AA meetings.

2006: I will overcome my fear of the dentist.
2007: I will see my dentist this year.
2008: I will have my cavities filled this year.
2009: I will have my root canal work done this year.
2010: I will get rid of my denture breath this year.

2006: I will be the best husband ever to Brittney, my new wife.
2007: I will try to be a better husband to Brittney.
2008: I will not leave Brittney.
2009: I will try for a reconciliation with Brittney.
2010: I will try to be a better husband to Jessica.

2006: I will stop flirting with other women.
2007: I will stop looking at other women.
2008: I will not have an affair with Jessica.
2009: I will not let Jessica interrupt my reconciliation with Brittney.
2010: I will stop flirting with other women.