Unexpected Response

Saturday morning he got up early, put on his long johns, dressed quietly, made his lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the
boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

So he pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad throughout the day.

He then went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There he cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

His loving wife of twenty years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that shit?"