One day, a woman was traveling home by bus when a man got in and sat down next to her.
The woman noticed that the man was slightly drunk.
“You are drunk!” said the woman in disgust.
“And you, madam, are very ugly!” the man replied unoffended.
The woman began to scold the man but he remained silent.
At last, the bus reached a bus stop and the woman gathered up her luggage to go. As the bus drew away from the bus stop, the man leant out of the window and shouted:
“At least by tomorrow I will be sober but you will still be ugly, voetsek !!!!
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