"Forgive your enemies but remember their names."
-unknown
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
- Albert Einstein
"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
- Robert Frost
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
-unknown
"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
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"Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop."
-unknown
"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
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A couple of things I feel are wrongly mentioned:
ReplyDelete1. First one was said by John F Kennedy.
2. Robert Frost had actually said, "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you are born and does not stop until you see a damsel"
3. Help a WOMAN when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she is in trouble again!!!
the one with ''whoever said money cant buy happiness didnt know where to shop'' was of blaire something in gossip girl
ReplyDeleteIt came from a time BEFORE Gossip Girl.
ReplyDeleteTrue Story.