A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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Oh I get it...they're in a gay bar!
ReplyDeleteBooo, This was a good polish joke until the blonds ruined it.
ReplyDeleteWait. I don't get it. Does that mean I'm polish? And if so, what kind, like, nail?
ReplyDeleteOh, so now blonde Polish people are supposed to gay? I resent that! This is a racist joke.
ReplyDeleteHaha, good one!
ReplyDeleteCan't see what the blondes could have ruined about it? Or were the blondes, polish people in the original joke? Because, if so, that doesn't tell a great deal about polish people, except for the fact that they're kinda st00pid and need most jokes explained to them...
lol thats funneh!.. you guys are idiots for not getting it
ReplyDeleteahaha good one but it woulda been better if they all got into a fight.
ReplyDeleteYES YES A GAY BAR! I GET IT. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL GAY!! OHHHH THAT IS SO FUNNY.
ReplyDeleteo wow, yall r stupid. this has nothing 2 do with bein gay
ReplyDeleteThis joke is clearly photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels, and because I've seen a lot of shopped images in my time.
ReplyDeleteso apparently everyone commenting is blonde too...
ReplyDeleteEh. Good joke, but the stupid comments ruined it. Thanks for killing it, everyone. T_T
ReplyDeletewhats the big deal it is only a joke after all
ReplyDeleteI blame this joke on Bush.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteThe gay bar thing was funnier than the joke, thats saying something.
ReplyDeleteThis joke is what I like to "real America" something you'd hear joe six pack telling at the packy. Would he get laughs? You betcha!! Wink ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm really sorry, but i just had to say this..
ReplyDeleteIT IS NOT A GAY JOKE or ARE THEY EVEN IN A GAY BAR!!
It's just your plain and simple blonde joke!
Sheesh! DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT?!
said what i wanted to say... ^_^v
the guy above me
ReplyDeleteis a twat..
I LOL'D!!
ReplyDeletei think it's photoshopped too!! ugh!
ReplyDelete" October 29, 2008 9:49 AM
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
I'm really sorry, but i just had to say this..
IT IS NOT A GAY JOKE or ARE THEY EVEN IN A GAY BAR!!
It's just your plain and simple blonde joke!
Sheesh! DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT?!
said what i wanted to say... ^_^v"
I agree with this person
its got thing to do with being gay or polish! it's a blondes r thick joke
ReplyDeleteIs the blind guy gay, too? I'm missing the whole thing.
ReplyDelete