A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me!"
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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this is just fucking stupid. whoever wrote this is going to hell
ReplyDeleteheh ..
ReplyDeleteAhh a joke from a simpler time of marriage when a woman had all the power in the relationship.
ReplyDeleteThis one is funnier;
ReplyDeleteA woman left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, she stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending her entire week's wages.
When she finally appeared at home on Sunday night she was confronted by a very angry husband and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting her actions.
Finally her husband stopped the nagging and simply said to her, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which she replied, "That would be fine with me!"
Monday went by and she didn't see her husband. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where she could see her a little out of the corner of her left eye.
What? Suddenly it's sexist?
ooh an interweb debate!
ReplyDeleteWhat an inspiring display of wit, satire and good will. I do think that when this many people come together we should think the results could change the world.
alas I shall have to wait until stupid people die out, I thought I had killed all of them by making up a thing I call the credit crunch...
na, there's plenty of stupid people left. unfortunately. it just means that we can only develop at their speed i.e. stupid people are detrimental to the human race. its like an army where half of them are wounded or disabled.
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