Blonde Logics

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it to you!"


RIVER WALK

There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
"How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even
more. So she pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she
pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
made her scream.

The doctor said, "You’re not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I’m actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken !"