Misc Funny Quotes From Restaurants

• "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" -- Asked of a waitress.

• "Just the chicken." -- The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.

• "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" -- Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.

• "Do you want cheese on that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.

• "You want fries with that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.

• "Do you want onions on that?" -- A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.

• "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"

• "Do you get rice with your fried rice?"

• "I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." -- A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.

• "Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" -- A waitress.

• "Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" -- Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.

• "Do you want that in a bag?" -- Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.

• "Is this for here or to go?" -- Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.

• "What's the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?"

• "What's the difference?" -- Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese.

• "Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." -- A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings.

• "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"

• "How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?"

• "Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?"

• "Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?"

• "Would you like the sale price?" -- A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.

• "That's not an animal. It's a mammal." -- Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.

• "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" -- A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.

• "Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls -- do they have ham in them?" -- A customer at a bakery cafe.

• "Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" -- Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.

• "This is to go." -- Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.

• "I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." -- A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait, Chuck, is that right?"