A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her,
"Er... excuse me, would you mind if I sat here beside you?"
She responds in a loud voice :
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.
After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says,
"You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
The young man responds loudly with,
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE THOUSAND RUPEES. THATS TOO MUCH !"
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The husband replies: "Probably, I still have mine..." :-) PS : Husband's funeral is scheduled for this Sunday.
This is what I call getting even
ReplyDeleteshe didn't even say sorry. She deserves it.
ReplyDeleteweb, she did say sorry.
ReplyDeletehaha, what goes around comes around.