Following is the list of some of the most funny country songs title.1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
4. I Keep Forgetten I Forgot About You
5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
9. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I m Kissing You Good-bye
10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I m Afraid She'd Win
13. I ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I m So Miserable Without You, It s Like Having You Here
15. Please Bypass this Heart?
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. Mama Get a Hammer ,There's a Fly On Papa's Head
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
If you know about another such funny song title, please leave them in comments below.
# I Love You But You're Boring (The Beautiful South)
ReplyDelete# I Hate You But You're Interesting (The Beautiful South)
Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
ReplyDeleteIf You Don't leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will
ReplyDeleteHow do you expect me to kiss those same lips at night, that chew my ass all day long!
ReplyDelete"Damn, The TV's Gone" (AC and the Kentucky Fox Band)
ReplyDeleteShe Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft
ReplyDeleteDoes Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? by Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
ReplyDelete"If you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD"
ReplyDeleteIf I Can't Be Your Number One, Then Number Two On You
ReplyDeleteI'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy
ReplyDeleteYou Were Flushed From the Bathroom of My Heart
ReplyDeleteI got tears in my eyes from lying on my back crying my eyes out over you
ReplyDeleteI got tears in my ears from lying on my back crying my eyes out over you. (last post was wrong. sorry)
ReplyDeleteThen there's that old favorite:
ReplyDelete"Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone"
One more
"I'm Gonna Hire a Wino" (To decorate Our Home)
if your phone doesn't ring you'll know it's me
ReplyDeleteShe would ware a girdle but she ain't got the guts!
ReplyDeleteGet outta the stable Mable yer' too old to horse around!
ReplyDeleteA Johnson City, Tennessee radio station played the song of a local talent: "I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore."
ReplyDeleteHere's a good one...
ReplyDelete"She wouldn't let me kiss her on the river, so I paddled her back".
Or this old favorite...
"I love you so fucking much I can't shit". Gary046
Drop Kick Me Jesus Thru The Goal Posts Of Life
ReplyDeleteI Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman But I Sure Woke Up With A Few
ReplyDeleteIts hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long - The Notorious cherry bombs
ReplyDeleteRATTLESNAKING DADDY
ReplyDeleteA flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
ReplyDelete"O, Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Gate-Post of Life"
ReplyDeleteBelieve it's a Buck Rodgers...
[My dad sang it when we were whiny kids...so maybe he made it up, I dunno]
Happy 2008!
xo
Work Your Fingers To The Bone, What Do Ya Get? Boney Fingers.
ReplyDeletereal song, i've heard it
hold my beer, while i kiss your girlfriend
ReplyDeleteHow about Banjo and Sullivan's "I'm home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed"?
ReplyDelete"If My Nose Was Running Money, I'd Blow It All On You" By Aaron Wilburn
ReplyDelete(see it on youtube!)
It Aint Easy Being Easy
ReplyDeleteBig Sky Bass Guy sez: Here are two original Country Titles I came up with...
ReplyDelete"Quit Leaving Your Carbon Footprints on the Floor of My Diesel Truck."
and
"I'm 200 Pounds of TNT, But You Laughed At My 2-Inch Fuse."
This would make a good country song:
ReplyDelete"You can lock my body behind bars but you can't keep my face from breaking out"
Heres a real one: "its hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long">
ReplyDeleteso lol worthy
"I picked a lemon from the garden of love."
ReplyDelete"Im sorry I made you cry, but at least your face is clean"
ReplyDeleteI'd nail her if I could find her trailor. Or.....She put the Cunt in Country.
ReplyDeleteNot country but...
ReplyDelete"You broke my heart so I busted your jaw" album title by Spooky Tooth
Blake Thomas of Madison, Wisconsin: "I Don't Want Your Heart, I Want Your Liver"
ReplyDeleteIf I had to it all over again, I'd do it all over you.
ReplyDeleteI LOOKED HER OVER FROM HEAD TO TOE & SHE HAD ONE OF EACH
ReplyDelete"There's a Tear in my Beer" by Hank Williams Jr.
ReplyDeleteIF MY BABY COOKS AS GOOD AS SHE LOOKS, THEN I'LL BE HUNGRY ALL THE TIME
ReplyDelete(ON YOU TUBE) If My Baby Cooks As Good As She Looks - Harry Reeser & The Roving Romeos, 1926
Don't Cry on My Shoulder, You're Rusting My Spurs
ReplyDeleteWent to bed at two with a ten,woke up at 10 with a 2.
ReplyDeleteI got the hungries for your love and I'm standing in your welfare line.
ReplyDeleteIf you see me getting smaller, it's 'cause I'm leaving you
Wow this is a great resource.. I’m enjoying it.. good article
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I shaved my legs for this!
ReplyDeleteswear to god, real.
ReplyDelete"I'm keeping your poop in a jar" by hayseed dixie
"I Could Still Hear the Music in the Restroom"
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