Ever wanted to annoy people around you , here are some useful tips for getting started.
- If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
- Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you re a spider person.
- When attending a movie you ve already seen, yell out: Don t let him in! He s the killer!
- When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
- When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: I hope I fixed it this time.
- Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
- Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it s full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
- Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
- While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
- Insist that life is one big musical, then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.
Can you think of any other way? If yes write it in comments below.
In elevator:
ReplyDeleteDrop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ReplyDeleteEvery time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
ReplyDeleteI had afew urban guerilla tactics on my pc a while ago but lost them!
ReplyDeleteOne I remember was to call the local pizza delivery service and say fucking after every sentence... Or asking "The mexican pizza has what in it? ah... And the italian? ah... and the tropical? ah... well... the mexican is fucking fine!
In close talk with someone who you don't like you can turn away as that person is explaining a point passionately! I've abandoned some discussions and believe me that's devastating. But it tends to backfire ;-)
EXTRA! A great way of screwing someone who has overprotective parents is to scream as they answer the cellphone: HEY JIMMY! Pass me a joint! C'mon! And the matches while you're at it...
Mail this stupid blog to 10 of your friends and tell them if they do not mail it to 10 of their friends-the guy who thought this up will move next door to them PERMANENTLY
ReplyDelete#7 is probably against the law. Much like yelling "Fire!" in a movie theatre.
ReplyDeleteWhen you are talking with someone face-to-face, look really deep into their eyes. It makes them go away. Then, are branded as being the "creepy stare guy". Which is good because people are more reluctant to talk to you.
ReplyDeleteHow about letting out a big stinky fart where a lot of people are.
ReplyDeletethe best way to be annoying is to just take a dump in your pants and continue on with your day as you usually would
ReplyDeleteLook in your pocket or purse and talk like there's someone in there saying things like "have enough air in there"
ReplyDeleteIf you are not a card-carrying,
ReplyDeletedie-hard Liberal first and foremost, the ability is beyond your scope. You are doomed to be a regular person for the rest of your life.
That bomb in elevator joke:
ReplyDeleteNot so funny after 9/11, with everyone in a panic mode. Will definately get you killed or seeing the cops gun stuffed up your nose!!.
I think this is more like "10 ways to be called Insane" There are better things to do to be thought of as annoying.
ReplyDeletePost a list of "10 ways to be annoying" to the Funny Lists board, none of which are actually funny.
ReplyDeletethat would be pretty annoying
go to the bathroom at work then wash your hands but dont dry them after make sure sombody sees you come out go up to them and start wiping your wet hands on their shirt and say oh sorry man there was no toilet paper in there hope ya dont mind !!!;0
ReplyDeleteIn our place, that the 10 ways to get killed in 60 seconds.
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I worked for the airlines. I was told never to say "HI JACK!" You know why.
ReplyDeleteTrue you might upset someone next to you, but haven't you ever been tortured on a public tranport?
There really is 0 tollerance, and I did loose fam to 9/11. But it is so funny!
I come here for a good laugh! And share you with others. Dito for the new stuff.
The Bomb link (at your own risk) had me hysterical. As it is not real but a joke. Something to lighten our day.
Thank you!
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ReplyDeletehaha, very funny.
ReplyDeleterolling on the floor laughing. haha, that's really stupid thing to do. *lol
ReplyDeletenice one nm! rotfl.
ReplyDeleteWhen walking in a mall start walking next to a mid-aged man and randomly yell when there is alot of people around "Uncle Johnny don't touch me there!!!!"
ReplyDeletecall someone by their name, and ask them what is their name
ReplyDeletetxt or call someone and ask what their number is
ReplyDeletetxt or call someone and ask what their number is
ReplyDeletesit next to the highway in a white car and point a hairdryer at passing traffic...see if they slow down. This is a good way to pass time in your lunch break.
ReplyDeletenod consistently everytime anyone says anything to you
ReplyDeleteWhile someone is doing something, like picking up a magazine, say "Pick up that magazine." Then do it over and over again.
ReplyDeletesay "Hey" watever their name is and when they say "what?" then 2 or 3 times repeat "Hey" their name again ex: "Hey Bill!" "what?" "Hey Bill!" "what?" "Hey Bill?" "WHAT!!!!" then say "nevermind
ReplyDeletewhen someone says something say "your mom's a......" then repeat what they said, for example, " man i wish i had a better car." then say your mom's a better car"
ReplyDeleteWhen someone is talking to you just cover your nose and ask " Do you brush? ".
ReplyDeletewhen someone asks u for the time say "It is the same time it was yesterday at this time".
ReplyDeletePay for something at a store in all pennies and wait for them to sleep..
ReplyDeleteSing along at the aprah.
ReplyDeleteShout out random numbers when someone is counting
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