"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
Jimmy Carter.
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
Harry S Truman
"I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say."
Richard Nixon.
"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
George Bush.
"Politics is supposed be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
Ronald Reagan.
"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal."
Richard Nixon.
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
Ronald Reagan.
"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."
Ronald Reagan.
"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."
Abraham Lincoln.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
George Bush.
"I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."
Ronald Reagan.
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