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In 2024, the NFL asked its incoming rookies to paint their new team logos from memory.
Logo design by the Tampa Bay Bucc's Jalen McMillan. [link] [comments] |
Premiering on January 20!
Every week night on Fox News, probably. [link] [comments] |
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This shadow on my hotel ceiling.
My son left his cap on a circular side table at night and woke up this morning and it was reflected twice on the ceiling. Kinda funny. [link] [comments] |
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Horoscope Predictions: Why Everyone’s Star Sign Just Wants More Sleep This Year
As we step into a brand-new year, the stars have aligned to reveal a universal truth: everyone’s zodiac sign is begging for more sleep. Here’s a lighthearted take on why your star sign is hitting snooze harder than ever.
Aries (March 21 - April 19): The Sleep Fighter
You’re used to tackling life head-on, Aries, but even the fiercest warriors need rest. Your energy reserves are running low, and the stars say it’s time to recharge. Embrace the nap.
Astro Advice: No, you don’t have to dream of conquering the world every night.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20): The Cozy Sleeper
Your love for comfort knows no bounds, Taurus. This year, your bed is your sanctuary. Let no alarm clock ruin your serene dreams.
Astro Advice: Invest in better pillows – it’s what the cosmos commands.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): The Midnight Thinker
Your brain just won’t stop buzzing, Gemini. Sleep? It’s on your to-do list, right after overthinking. This year, silence your inner dialogue and get those ZZZs.
Astro Advice: Meditation apps are your celestial friend.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22): The Emotional Dreamer
Cancer, your dreams are vivid, and your heart is full. But you’re emotionally exhausted. The stars recommend some deep, uninterrupted rest.
Astro Advice: Skip the late-night movie marathons. Your heart needs downtime.
Leo (July 23 - August 22): The Nap Royalty
You’re the king or queen of the zodiac, Leo, and you deserve beauty sleep fit for royalty. This year, claim your throne… in bed.
Astro Advice: Treat yourself to silk sheets – you’re worth it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22): The Sleepless Perfectionist
Virgo, you’re always striving for perfection, even in your dreams. This year, let go of the checklist and let sleep work its magic.
Astro Advice: A clutter-free bedroom equals a clutter-free mind.
Libra (September 23 - October 22): The Balanced Snoozer
Harmony is your goal, Libra, and nothing disrupts balance like sleep deprivation. This year, find your equilibrium under the covers.
Astro Advice: Lavender candles will set the mood for snooze success.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): The Night Owl
Scorpio, your mysterious late-night vibe is iconic, but your body craves rest. The stars suggest swapping midnight plotting for some solid shut-eye.
Astro Advice: Dark curtains are your new best friend.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): The Adventurous Snoozer
You’re always on the move, Sagittarius, but even explorers need a pit stop. This year, your next great adventure is eight hours of blissful rest.
Astro Advice: Dream big, but sleep bigger.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): The Workaholic Napper
Capricorn, you’re climbing that mountain of success, but exhaustion isn’t a badge of honor. The stars say your best ideas come after a good night’s sleep.
Astro Advice: Schedule sleep like you schedule meetings.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): The Late-Night Visionary
Aquarius, your brilliance shines brightest at night, but your body needs rest to fuel those innovations. The stars urge you to rest your genius mind.
Astro Advice: Keep a notebook by your bed to capture late-night epiphanies – then sleep.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): The Dream Weaver
Pisces, you’re practically the zodiac’s patron saint of sleep. This year, your dreams are more important than ever. Dive into them and emerge refreshed.
Astro Advice: A weighted blanket will take your sleep to celestial levels.
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