Dog Quotes

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- Anonymous

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
- Anonymous

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones.

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
- Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
- Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
- Phil Pastoret