Male Comebacks to Female Comebacks

Man: "Haven’t I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore."
Man: "Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut."

Man: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I’m a female impersonator."
Man: "That explains the moustache then!"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilised."
Man: "No problem, I’ll just shoot my load up your arse."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "But would you stay there?"
Man: "Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you’ve been shagged."

Man: "Would you like to dance?"
Woman: "I’d rather eat glass."
Man: "I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants"

Man: "You’re pretty."
Woman: "Piss off."
Man: "Don’t interrupt, You’re pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine."
Man: "That’s cool, cause after I’m done shagging you in the back of my car, I don’t give a shit where you go."