- Two men were talking. First: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house n doing laundry. Second: Amazing, I took divorce for the same reason!
- Newly divorced woman explaining reason for splitting: We had religious differences - he thought he was God, I didn't.
- Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@hole
- Johny declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
- I asked my wife what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Cheque books.
- Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.
- Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
- Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
- Will you love me after marriage also?
This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
- Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!!
Friday, June 6, 2008
10 Oneliners To Explain Your Marriage
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