Funny Facts Of Life

There's a fine line between fishing and
standing on the shore like an idiot.

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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

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Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying)

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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternising with the enemy.

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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Character is what you are.
Reputation is what people think you are.

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Drive carefully
It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

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A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire
his work..

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A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

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There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

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If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.

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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two
things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.