For all you Simpon's fan
- “Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...”
- “When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
- “I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”
- “How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
- “Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
- “Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”
- “If at first you don't succeed, give up.”
- “You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
- “Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
- “I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!”
- “'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
- “Trying is the first step to failure”
- “If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”
- “Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!”
- “It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
- “Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
- “Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!”
- I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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